The Top Ten Albums By The Guy Who Made the Top Album of 2011
It is my duty as a pathetic creature of the Internet to spend a December Saturday afternoon typing a meaningless top ten list. Since Destroyer’s Kaputt, like every Destroyer album, was the best album of the year — although I no longer listen to 100 new albums a year like I did as an even more pathetic person in college, so maybe I missed some things, but probably not — this is the meaningless top ten list I’m running with. And yes, I copped out with a tie for second, but this is just a tumblr post so who cares?
Top Ten Destroyer Albums:
1) Streethawk: A Seduction (2001)
2t) Thief (2000)
2t) City of Daughters (1998)
4) This Night (2002)
5) Kaputt (2011)
6) Collection of Dan Bejar’s 10-12 best songs for the New Pornographers (2000-)
7) Rubies (2006)
8) Your Blues (2004)
9) We’ll Build Them a Golden Bridge (1996)
10) Trouble in Dreams (2008)
What? Stop making fun! Just be happy I went with this instead of the Top 50 Destroyer Songs.